@mindykaling: For me, all-black is out of my comfort zone. And a ponytail, no less! @cnaselli & @bassgita eased me into coolness. @helmutlang, Saint Laurent pumps and @miumiu clutch with crystals ‘cause I mean, I know where I came from

“jfk was kind of hot” — a comment ive heard in literally every history class ive ever taken (via kriegersvirtualgirlfriend)




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politicalsexkitten:

holybolognajabronies:

the-8ae:

holybolognajabronies:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

So wait, I’m not supposed to want my girl’s pussy tight? Man, I’m going back to my palm and the Jerkins

you literally missed the point huh

Lol oo nah. A home girl has explained this to me before in the past, about why guys talking about girls having loose pussies is b.s. I just find it ironic/paradoxical/coincidental (not sure of the right word there) for how different the truth is from what you learn in sex ed from da streets

If anyone ever says your vag is too loose, simply retort that their dick is too small.



vinebox:

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theonion:

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niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent